When you have plans to see someone you just need to see and they cancel

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precumming:

The Ford Fiesta looks a lot like Yoshi

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trash-king:

meaniemikan:

trash-king:

when none of ur internet friends are online

timezoned again

clockblocked

FUCK

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tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

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  • guinness world records man:sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
  • me, still doing pushups:i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
  • world records man, in awe:[drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]
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shy-crackers:

rage—prince:

demon—eyes:

marvels-spooky-angel:

demon—eyes:

OKAY GUYS SO I JUST WENT OUT TO BUY GLUE FOR A MEDIA PROJECT I HAVE TO DO AND I SAW THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING HALLOWEEN SHIRT EVER image

AND THEN I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS 

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS 
THIS IS NOT HOW I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED

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officialtokyosan:

letsrevince:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

too late

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WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET THAT HOLY SHIT

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Like if youre horny and want to destroy america

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  • me:whats your opinion on tampons
  • little brother:they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
  • me:then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
  • little brother:why
  • me:for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
  • little brother:well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
  • me:
  • little brother:
  • me:that is a fantastic point
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